(Clap and slap floor in rhythm)
Oh sir, oh sir,
Where should I go, sir,
For a loaf of bread, sir?
Go the grocer!
Yes sir, yes sir,
That's where I'll go, sir,
For a loaf of bread, sir,
Straight to the grocer!
Oh sir, oh sir,
Where should I go, sir,
For a polar bear, sir,
Straight to the grocer?
No sir, no sir,
Not the grocer,
For a polar bear, sir,
Go to the zoo, sir!
Yes sir, yes sir,
That's where I'd go, sir,
For a polar bear, sir,
Straight to the zoo, sir!
