To the tune of Peanut butter and jelly
First you take potatoes and you peel ‘em, you peel ‘em, you peel ‘em, peel ‘em, peel ‘em.
Singing “Potatoes, mashed potatoes, gravy!
Potatoes, mashed potatoes, gravy!”
Then you take potatoes and you boil ‘em,
Then you mash ‘em…
Then you season …
And you eat ‘em …
See also: Peanut_Butter (with video!)