I’m a Nut

I'm an acorn, small and round,
lying on the cold, cold ground.
Everyone walks over me,
that is why I'm cracked you see.

I'm a nut! (click, click..tap on head)
I'm a nut!

Called myself on the telephone
just to hear my golden tone,
Asked me out for a little date,
picked me up about half past eight.


Took myself to the movie show,
stayed too late and said, "Let's go."
Took my hand and led me out,
drove me home and gave a shout!