(Tune: "If You're Happy & You Know It")
If you like your eggs scrambled, clap your hands
If you like your eggs scrambled, clap you hands
Yes, they're yummy and they're yellow
So you'll be a happy fellow
If you like your eggs scrambled, clap your hands
If you like your eggs fried, jump up high...
If you want bacon with your eggs, wiggle your legs...
If you want toast instead, nod your head (Mmmm-hmmm).
Yes, it's yummy and it's great
So you'll be glad that you ate
If you want toast instead, nod yor head.