Humpty Dumpty

 

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
And do you know why they couldn't put him together?
...Because he was an EGG!

Happy Version:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Along came the children with scissors and glue
And stuck him together as good as new

Silly Version:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
He didn't get bruised and he didn't get bumped
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped

Final Version:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great Fall
And his winter wasn't bad either

 

Humpty Dumpty Up, Humpty Dumpty Down
Humpty Dumpty up,
Humpty Dumpty down.
Humpty Dumpty to the left,
Humpty Dumpty to the right,
Humpty Dumpty all around.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall;
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. (HD falls over moaning all the way)
Poor Humpty Dumpty (smiling).