Five Fat Sausages



Five fat sausages frying in a pan,
All of a sudden one went BANG!
Four fat sausages…
Three..
Two...
One...
Then there were NO Sausages left!



Three fat sausages frying in a pan.
All of a sudden, one went BAM!
Two fat sausages...
One fat sausage frying in the pan,
It went POP! When it should have gone BAM!