There’s a Spider on the Floor

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
Who could ask for any more-- than a spider on the floor?
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.
Oh it's really really big-- this old spider on my leg.
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach.
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach.
Oh he's just a dumb old lummock-- this old spider on my stomach.
There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach.
Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck.
Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck.
Oh I'm such a wreck- there's a spider on my neck.
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Now the spider's on my face, on my face.
Now the spider's on my face, on my face.
Now the spiders on my face, Oh what a big disgrace
There's a spider on my face, on my face.
Now the spider's on my head, on my head.
Now the spider's on my head, on my head.
Oh I wish I were in bed-- I've got a spider on my head!
There's a spider on my head, on my head.
And she jumps off! ....
Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
(repeat until you can't stand it any longer :o)

Another Version:

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor,
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.
Who could ask for anymore than a spider on the floor,
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor!
Oh, no! It's on my toe!
There's a spider on my toe, on my toe,
There's a spider on my toe, on my toe,
I think I better go I have a spider on my toe,
There's a spider on my toe, on my toe!
Oh, no! It's on my knee!
There's a spider on my knee...I think I better flee
There's a spider on my thigh...I think I'm going to cry
There's a spider on my hip...I think I'm going to flip
There's a spider on my stomach...he's just a big ole lummock
There's a spider on my neck...I feel like such a wreck
There's a spider on my face...oh what a big disgrace
There's a spider on my head...I'm filled with such dread
BUT, it jumped off!
There's a spider on the floor...