Tune: The Ants Go Marching
The rhinoceros goes like this and that,
Like this... and that.
He's terrible big and he's terrible fat,
Like this... and that.
He has no fingers, he has no toes,
But goodness, gracious, what a nose! (make "horns" on nose)
And the earth will shake when
The rhinoceros goes like this... and that,
And this... and that.
