There is a lady that I love
And MOMMY is her name-o
M-O-M-M-Y! M-O-M-M-Y! M-O-M-M-Y!
And MOMMY is her name-o!

Sung to the tune of BINGO. Letters are dropped one at a time and replaced with claps until only clapping is heard.

Variation: I love her and she loves me and M-O-M-M-Y is her name-o...