Tune: If You're Happy and You Know It
I wish I was a little blob of mud, (clap, clap)
Oh, I wish I was a little blob of mud, (clap, clap)
I'd go gooey, gooey, gooey,
Over everybody's shoey,
Oh, I wish I was a little blob of mud! (clap, clap)
For a similar song, see I Wish I Was a Fishy in the Sea.