Tune:Do Your Ears Hang Low
Does your snout hang out? Does it snuffle all about?
Can you wriggle it a bit? Can you make it oink and shout?
Can you sniff and root and grubble, without a messy muddle? Does your snout hang out?
Does your tail curl high? Does it reach up to the sky?
Does it wrinkle when it’s wet? Does it straighten when it’s dry?
Can you wave it at your neighbor, with the minimum of labor? Does your tail curl high?
See also: Do_Your_Ears_Hang_Low (with video!)
